Hopefully this will end the past month of catering to you and waiting upon your every need (although it was enjoyable for most of us as well) it is becoming very exhausting.
Well, it's your birthday, and you are getting REALLY old. You will be heading off to college soon, and I won't be able to be with you all the time, but that's okay. We spend so much time together and you are one of my best friends (I DO have other friends you know).
To ease your parting, for me at least, I made a list. Now that it's written though, I don't think it will actually help that much. But, for all your old friends, new friends, and friends you haven't met yet; and mostly for you, here it is.
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
- I hate the way you are always right
- I hate the way you win every game
- I hate the way you aren't there when I make a deeply fabulous reference
- I hate the way you get songs stuck in my head
- I hate the way you quote stuff that isn't funny
- I hate the way you compel me to watch shows with you
- I hate the way you eat all the strawberry yogurt first
- I hate how you are more talented than everyone else
- I hate how you will leave me and go away to college
But mostly...
- I hate the way I don't hate you, not even a little, not even at all.
Your 'Lil Sis'
and if any of you don't get what I'm referencing... look it up
